Pants Off Dance Off

“Because,” he said, placing a hand on Shrek’s shoulder. “This is our swamp.” 

“Because,” he said, placing a hand on Shrek’s shoulder. “This is our swamp.” 

archejoiyo:

snivysky:


I think I did it wrong

I think it’s beautiful

archejoiyo:

snivysky:

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I think I did it wrong

I think it’s beautiful

clenched-soul:

Lots of depressing things going on today. Cheer up by watching Mo’ne Davis take the bump tonight at 7:30! She throws gas and strikes out boys and deals with stupid Fox News dudebros on the side. All-in-all, she’s a bad-ass, and great entertainment. 

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deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

weloveshortvideos:

How to hit high notes…

blastortoise:

white people: mike brown robbed that store!

Lawyer: no he didn’t

Store owners: nope

Eye witnesses: nah

white people:

white people: MIKE BROWN ROBBED THAT STORE

mild-lunacy:

itseitherthisorcluedo:

americachavez:

pls give me a franchise where, when a good female character turns evil, she is not immediately dressed in a bondage-inspired outfit that is 2 strips of leather and a thong and instead dresses in sensible jeans and combat boots and a comfy jacket because hello, evil agenda here, there’s no time to be objectified, world domination is priority

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#mary’s got dis

I’d rather focus on the positive stuff. [X]

luxwing:

you ever get in those moods where a family member just opens their mouth and youre like

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w is not a vowel
— every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels