twoearsandaheart:

so what i’m getting from my dashboard is that zachary quinto and chris pine skipped the dramatic love affair and hollywood marriage and honeymoon periods and moved straight to being old married grandpas together, complete with combovers and Mr. Rogers sweaters and fierce scrabble competitions and reminiscences over scrapbooks.

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thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

im a little overwhelmed by all this sudden freedom

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jimmyjamjimjohn:

rubywhiterabbit:

One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.

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iloveriandawson:

I don’t hate school because “i’m a teenager” no i hate it because who the fuck wants to wake up at 6 in the morning and go to a place where all you feel is stupid and judged. yeah no one ok

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chabbit:

The hardest part of writing witty dialogue is that I’m not as witty as the characters

townsvillain:

is pronounced gif or j- *gunshots* *screaming*

jerzyreppa:

kein-bisschen-perfektion:

havvoc:

overreacti0n:

rainbowsaola:

absolutely-endless:

here’s a picture of dori speaking whale for your blog

i didn’t realize how much me and my blog needed this until i saw it

lmfao you can’t not reblog this

OMFG ITS TRANSPARENT 5EVER REBLOG

omfg i watched this about 2 minutes

Best one!

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this-tea-tastes-like-sleep:

Omg where have you been all my god damn worthless life

Status: Rain! :)
Older person on Facebook: Us too, so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You're a beautiful young woman.
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captain-kirks-perfect-hair:

omgtsn:

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nugger

it took 15 minutes to compose myself enough to reblog this you don’t understand

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melindaclarkes:

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myreasonstofangirl:

struttinglikeapotter:

hermionejg:

fishingboatproceeds:

Sometimes I feel like tumblr doesn’t even care about sports.

99.9% of tumblr:

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except quidditch

I’ve reblogged this 5 times and just realized it was John green

frostbackscat:

One of the best animated villains in the entire fucking universe.

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You are now a timelord

the-lost-doctor:

the amount of followers you have is how old you are

the person you reblog this from is your companion

your icon is what your current regeneration looks like

your job (or one of your parent’s jobs) is your timelord name

shalrath:

“Young woman, please fix your bra, I can see it”, the teacher says to the student. “But miss, this is not a bra, this is a bathing suit top!”, she exclaims. For some reason, teacher takes this as a legit excuse, since for some reason bathing suits aren’t as controversial as underwear is despite there is literally no difference between them. The crisis is averted. The apocalypse of seeing a bra has been stopped by a single person on the entire wide earth